Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016

asian circle

A group of asian people who don't know what to do after eating at a restaurant so they form an awkward circle and talk, usually blocking everyone else's way.

After eating korean bbq we formed an asian circle right outside the front door for about 45 minutes, until we decided to go get boba.

by asian_circles September 21, 2016

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Asian

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

by 7288572883 December 7, 2019