band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Kool Aid Klan

A group of "people" who love Kool aid. They dress up in big black hooded sheets with torches and guns. They're Arch enemies with the klu Klux Klan.

Woman: Oh My God, that group of people are robbing the bank!

Woman 2: Its probably the Kool Aid Klan

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

aids

aids (alot of intellegent dogs) is when your dog i smarter than an average dog. it is like std( super trained dog) they are good for protecting the owner.

person 1: my uncle gave me aids
person 2: my grandpa gave me std.

by mwad_is_a_monkey June 1, 2023

AIDS

Anally
Injected
Death
Sentence

“Do you know what AIDS stands for?”
-Anally Injected Death Sentence

by Faggotron 5000 September 26, 2023

Mouth aids

When you've been out on the sesh drinking lots of alcohol and necking lots of strangers.... and your mouth just feels dirty and diseased.

I went out last night with the girls and this morning... mouth aids

Or

She's such a slut she necks everyone. Bet her mouth tastes like mouth aids.

by Secretiveslut11 September 30, 2018

the aids virus

1. A really inappropriate and funny way to inform someone that they tested HIV positive.

2. Can also be used to identify known carriers.

1. Well Jeff, I'm sorry, but you've got the AIDS virus.

2. You better wash that spoon, Gina has the AIDS virus.

by J.R. Jones February 14, 2008

Watermelon, fried chicken, and kool aid!

The types of food that big black muscular guys will eat (ramazani)

give me the ramazani meal ( watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool aid!

by Idonotliketacos May 15, 2025