Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

Chakra Attack

This is a talk show in Grand theft auto 5. It feature some psycho dude that's always screaming as well as a 20-25 year old girl.

Honestly, I find the show Chakra Attack to be kinda annoying.

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

Attacked

Majority report ATTACKED guys! They're being attacked!

Hym "See how that works Sam? As soon as I'm FOR something... They immediately rail against it. You were completely out of the discourse... I come in... Now they come for YOU. See how that works? You're being attacked now."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2024