Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 02, 2025
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Skadoodle like a noodle

The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult

A way to shove people out of your house
I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle
by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022
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Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019
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distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine July 26, 2015
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Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.
by Dingleoid January 29, 2019
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Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.
“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”
by Oatmeal trickster October 17, 2022
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fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN
FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT
by faded420 November 16, 2018
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