bear long

To take a long time at a difficult task (popular in the east end of london) bear meaning long time and long meaning difficult...

ah man... dat task is bear long!

by nettou May 2, 2006

Kelsey Bear

A very special person marked with an with a gift in artistic ability. Also a great, reliable friend. One who tends to not be able to handle her liquor too well when one has had too much. Overall a really good and fun person.

What is that Kelsey Bear doing upside down in that chair, flopping around like a fish out of water?

Oh that's just a really good friend who has had to much to drink

Silly little Kelsey Bear

by Get Some 69 November 6, 2009

Bear claw

Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.

Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.

by Tommy Chips July 13, 2018

Bear Trail

The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.

I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".

by Cocobstro June 29, 2010

bear stick

an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.

mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.

by baerhunter May 6, 2011

Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.

Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.

by RolandTR808 November 2, 2018

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011