A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
Get the Pocket Pussy Whippedmug. a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
by ubermilf August 30, 2016
Get the prison pocketmug. a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
Get the prison pocketmug. Prison term that a dominant male says to the dominated male so that others will know who the dominated male "belongs" to.
Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.
Dominant male pulls out his pants pocket so that it can be grabbed by the hand like a handle.
Lee: "Hold my pocket bitch, im gonna visit mike in cell block f and we gonna run a train on you, lil hoe!"
Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"
Francis: "Can you use some lube this time time?"
by Mike_tha_tike April 21, 2014
Get the hold my pocketmug. Australian slang.
Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.
i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.
i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.
"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."
by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004
Get the Piss in one's pocketmug. (Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
Get the Pocket Full of Stinkiesmug. When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
Get the swedish hot pocketmug.