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dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.
Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!
by DongWrangler April 19, 2022
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dick

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by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020
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vacation dick

a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery
OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Deep-throat Dick December

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019
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Dick Ups

An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.
Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.
by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025
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Dick-pop

God damn she sucked me like a dick-pop
by Pigpennnn February 5, 2017
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