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you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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No, you can't

And not without paying.
Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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I love you twice

I love you twice- A song by Huh Yunjin, she wrote this song while dedicating it to her members in Le Sserafim. She loves her members twice as much.
You might use this to say you love someone twice as much as they love you.
"I love you"
"I love you twice"
by Spikiey September 26, 2023
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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
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