shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

Aint shit

THESE NOTHING ASS NIGGAS

boys aint shit

by Keke334 June 16, 2021

Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).

Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.

by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021

Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit

"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."

by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021

Shit

Everyone knows it means poop,but you can say it when you're angry

Oh let me shit

by Heheinnotsharinginformation May 16, 2021

Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke

Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday

by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021