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Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
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Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.
I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.
You shame the shit from your father's arse.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
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Shit

Boy: did you just shit your pants

Girl: yes I did
by Mlabniouri## February 16, 2015
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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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glamour shit

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot
Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.
by Dome ass March 13, 2019
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Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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