I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

I Hear You

Don’t believe anything you saying

“I miss you”
“I hear you

by NiqqueRenee January 7, 2021

Freud You

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

by Derkadurr December 18, 2021

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

by Repic January 10, 2025

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

You got 4

referring to the four players needed to play a multiplayer game requiring a team of four or zombies on Call of Duty.

Person A: Yo man, want to play some zombies

Person B: I'm already playing
Person A: You got 4?
Person B: Yeah

by TS Jigglez December 9, 2010