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Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’
I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings
by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024
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Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.
Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Shit around it

A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"

Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
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monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
by Fpicard September 27, 2013
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You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
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Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.
by Def Youser October 30, 2016
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