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Kirstine

Kirstine is slang for a very beautiful and caring girl, ususally blonde. A Kirstine always got perfect round boobs.
by E-BOY! February 3, 2010
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Kirstie Alley Syndrome

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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Kirstine

Person 1: What are you watching Kirstine?
Kirstine: Anime
Person 1: BITCH WTF
by cannibalbaby October 26, 2020
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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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kirstine

a bitch who likes to blame others for her mistakes and a fucking BITCH. Thin AF and toxic af. A hoe who likes to beg for attention, she also victimise herself and blame it all on other peopke
boi : wanna hear a fact
gorl : yea?
boi : kirstine is a MOTHERFUCKINGBITCH so keep out and be careful
by hakdokkk April 27, 2019
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Kirstine

Kirstine is the best person in the world. She’s the perfect human to have in your life and she will always be there no matter what. She usually have brown hair and brown eyes
“Why are you so happy?” Me: “because I have Kirstine”
by juliancasablancaslover November 21, 2021
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Kirstine

Kirstine is slang for a female dwarf, mostly used in bar fights and etc,
Person 1: Hey look its a kirstine
Person 2: Clara your such a kirstine
by LemonsSuck April 20, 2022
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