bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

sharty shit

a sharty shit is not only when you have diarrhea but regular formed shit at the same time.

ex: remember when donald trump sharty shited on mike pence

by Joelle Faginstien February 6, 2022

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 1, 2020

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Chicken shit

It's hard to determine whether a bullfighter, a lion tamer, or someone who castrated animals for a living is more chicken shit.

Its chicken shit to exploit animals.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

Shit

Everything.

Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"

Iam "Everything is falling apart..."

Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."

Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022