Weednesday, April 20th

A rare occurence when April 20 (4/20) happens to be on a Wednesday within the year. 420 is a number synonymous with Cannabis or better known as weed. April 20 is defined as "National Get High Day". Hence the clever name, Weednesday. The mystical date of getting high is a rare one as aforementioned, only recently happening on 2016. As of the making of this definition the next Weendesday on April 20 is on the year 2022. However, when this date does fall on this certain weekday. You know shit is about to go down...

Weednesday, April 20th is the date in which blunts are passed around to celebrate the weed holiday. The weekday of April 20th, Wednesday is purely coincidental, but its better to be known as Weednesday due to April 20th having close ties with the number 420

by NoobhunterSigma7 April 20, 2017

26. april

26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.

"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"

by Jooksen April 24, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

/q;apz.wlsox,ekdicmrjfuvnthgyb

the pinnacle of boredom where the boredom has finally reached the point to where you have lost your job finding new ways to type the original "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq" but you cannot find anymore ways to type a new way before they are all taken

Jon Doe: hey, "/q;apz.wlsox,ekdicmrjfuvnthgyb"
/q;apz.wlsox,ekdicmrjfuvnthgyb: *dies*

by mr qwertyuioopasdghjklzxcvbnm August 10, 2022

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

Gabriel, Apostate of hate

Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!

Guy 1:Bro I just P-ranked Gabriel, Apostate of hate
Guy 2:What the fuck are you on about?

by IT'S ULTRAKILLIN TIME November 27, 2023

9th. April

International send a Titty pic day

Oh todays the 9th. April. Gotta send him a Titty pic!

by Seppel April 9, 2024