shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Dog Shit

The leftover grey, white, and black ashy residue left in the bottom of a pipe or bubbler from smoking marijuana.

Jimmy: "Hey man it's your turn."
Derrick: "Nah man, that's dog shit, let me pack another one."

by ThatGuyAlex October 20, 2021

chicken shit

Throwing eggs at somebody and getting chicken shit all over everything.

What's more chicken shit than egging a car or even a person?

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

shit

no..

Don’t you have anything better to do? Go outside and play instead of reading the dictionary bruh.. shit

by Ur moms cum🤪🤪 October 28, 2021

Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.

1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there

by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021