Shit Slit

Shit slit is in reference to the arse hole

Wipe off your shit slit , then flush the toilet!

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie March 10, 2022

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shit

poop

Boy: did you just shit your pants

Girl: yes I did

by Mlabniouri## February 16, 2015

Shit

1. Feces, poop

2. Me

3. Not you, you are the most beautiful creature in this world.

Example A. «Wow, that's a very cute shit!»

Example B. «Hey bro! I shitted my pants!»

Example C. «To prove you're not a robot, select all the photos with a shit.»

by oooh dove mi potti April 30, 2021

glamour shit

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot

Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food

Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024