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A ignorantidiot
by Booktwat August 11, 2017
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Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023
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diego's dick

big ass american black dick 20 meters long. Much awesomer than josé's, and the best toy ofr naughty ladies
I'm jeleous of diego's dick
by Jose mini rabo November 29, 2016
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dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.
Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.
by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024
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Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
by TNDSE May 23, 2019
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Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog
Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?
by Gpdong June 9, 2022
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Dick

When u wanna pee u use dick
by anonymous April 1, 2021
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