dick on display

When you can obviously see someones dick through their pants

yo Jean-Paul! You have your dick on display!

by Plaingrain April 25, 2017

swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

dick

what a boy sticks up in you when having...s*x

push your dick in me harder

by hey_123 April 27, 2017

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Dick Balooga

The act of dressing ones penis like an old timey gentleman. Usually done as a joke or a prank, but tends to lead to an interesting hobby.

Barnaby wanted to impress Lady Queef bottom, so he threw a top hat and monocle on that bad sum bitch and bam. Bitch just got dick balooga. Indubitably.

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017