Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

butt-shit-pissed

adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed

Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay

Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."

Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"

by OcotilloPatient June 17, 2018

Nut shit

Someone that's pissed of or annoyed at someone

She on nut shit

by Godly science February 2, 2021

Shit Storm

The thing that happens when your mom send you to the bathroom. She will lock you in there and turn off the water. Eventually, you will have to go to the bathroom. Trying to flush it, it wont work. At some point the shit and urin will fill the bowl. When you have to go again, it will overflow. Your mother may let you out, but in most cases she will continue to feed you loads and loads of food, possibly filled with laxatives.

"Man, David was taken by Child Services. He was put in the Shit Storm

by Messedupdefinitions June 28, 2018