by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
Get the you can't make this shit upmug. 1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug. Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks
See also: Dooky sticks
by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017
Get the Shit sticksmug. by yo momma112 March 3, 2022
Get the aint shitmug. Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!
Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.
Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.
Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
Get the Splenda shitsmug. A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the Shit Hawkmug. Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."
Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."
Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."
Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"
Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."
Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."
Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"
Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Shitmug.