shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.

kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!

by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Shit baggery

When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.

Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

Hoodrat Shit

The act of engaging in unlawful, uncivilized, uncultured or just straight up ghetto behavior. Commonly exhibited by inner city youth and popularized by hip hop artist Megan Thee Stallion hit song Hoodrat shit.

Abel: Yoo Matt, what we gonna do on shift for a whole 24hrs?

Matt: Man we gonna drive the Ambu Lance everywhere with the lights & sirens on. Post up on the block selling fetnyl and narcan out the drug box. Pull up on scene with a 5th of Vodka, you already know how we do.

Abel: Hell yeah. Straight hoodrat shit.

Matt: Damn right.

by EMS Lyfe October 17, 2023

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016