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get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick
Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a
by Seven.klza December 24, 2017
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dick-esque

When somebody's nasty, cold attitude (usually over a particular subject) rears its ugly head. The attitude vaguely resembles their everyday demeanor, just with an additional extra butt-hurt manner due to hatred for the matter.
"Hey, Heather... Uncle Peter started becoming very dick-esque tonight when the Christmas music came on.. didn't he? He was all 'Well Fuck Christmas cause (sips wine) well you know it sucks with the people... (sips more wine) you know what I'm saying... fuck Christmas music. (sips wine).
by DoubleIsAcAt April 21, 2018
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hippo dick

A huge black dick that is over 10 inches long
Damn dat guy got a hippo dick
by Dattboi December 27, 2017
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douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up April 22, 2018
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Get a rustlers ya dick

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!

2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"

Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018
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A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"
by MrnextX December 30, 2017
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Urban dick

This word is formally used when urban dictionary doesn’t let you do what you god damn please
Why are you doing this you urban dick
by Salty-cracker April 23, 2018
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