dick-esque

When somebody's nasty, cold attitude (usually over a particular subject) rears its ugly head. The attitude vaguely resembles their everyday demeanor, just with an additional extra butt-hurt manner due to hatred for the matter.

"Hey, Heather... Uncle Peter started becoming very dick-esque tonight when the Christmas music came on.. didn't he? He was all 'Well Fuck Christmas cause (sips wine) well you know it sucks with the people... (sips more wine) you know what I'm saying... fuck Christmas music. (sips wine).

by DoubleIsAcAt April 21, 2018

equestria dick

The biggest pony in town

Man he had an impressive equestria dick that ripped me open

by daddyyellow April 23, 2017

dicksqueak

When someone is taking too long to do something they are considered a “Dicksqueak”.

Andrew was up to kick the ball in kickball, but he was being a dicksqueak and was taking too long because he was talking to his pals.

by Andy cutlets February 13, 2024