Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Shit ring

A nasty wore out and abused asshole usually of a pornstar or a anal sex lover with a gaped asshole

Damn look at that bitch i bet she has a shit ring ya it looks like a chewed up piece of bubblegum

by Anal disease December 23, 2017

Hoodrat Shit

The act of engaging in unlawful, uncivilized, uncultured or just straight up ghetto behavior. Commonly exhibited by inner city youth and popularized by hip hop artist Megan Thee Stallion hit song Hoodrat shit.

Abel: Yoo Matt, what we gonna do on shift for a whole 24hrs?

Matt: Man we gonna drive the Ambu Lance everywhere with the lights & sirens on. Post up on the block selling fetnyl and narcan out the drug box. Pull up on scene with a 5th of Vodka, you already know how we do.

Abel: Hell yeah. Straight hoodrat shit.

Matt: Damn right.

by EMS Lyfe October 17, 2023

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.

Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(

by Nicholies raviolies May 19, 2019

Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot

They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018