garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

by jaraiya December 18, 2009

turkey jiggling

when a guy literally swings his testicles around

i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling

by captainstabbin123 November 26, 2016

Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy

Turkey is the best thing ever

What do you mean

TURKEY DAY

by Typicalxbbyyy May 3, 2020

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

hot turkey

No shits given or savage.

Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.

by sweeticedtea25 June 4, 2019

Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020