mammoth tits

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

lil' tits

the high school white rapper that raps about fucking all the big bitches and sucking milf bitties. lil' tits is also obsessed with the school prostitute's big juicy and round titties

lil' tits came out with a new track on soundcloud today guys. listen to it!

by Lil Thong November 17, 2018

Male tits

If you know any Andrews, they probably have them

Andrew has male tits

by Hi489 December 3, 2018

avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties

Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen

by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019

Tit tap

When a girl is climbing on top and her tit taps your member

When Alice was climbing on last night she totally tit tapped me.

by cdqq4819 July 23, 2018