klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad

whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER

by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017

Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

peter belli

Another word for weed in Danish

a famous danish singer who used to smoke weed in the 1960-1970's

Hey guys do you want to smoke some Peter Belli

by Skyyte June 8, 2017

peter scholl

another word for douche. all he cares about is girls , and other parts. he can not help you and likes younger kids. he will rat you out and get you pissed.

look at "peter scholl" over there , he is an ass!

by randomperson54 June 11, 2017

peter vien

small dicked entity, incapable of thinking outside the sexual realm

"How did your hookup go with that one guy at the party."
"He was a total Peter Vien."
"Damn that sucks."

by checkmysilvacuumia October 30, 2017

Peter Pan

Penis that smells like rotten fish

Guy 1: Do you want to come over and eat sandwiches?
Guy 2: Ok but first I need to wash my Peter Pan

by TrashBoat2000 November 1, 2017