M-train

she's crazy, and to make it worse, her m-train hasn't come yet...let's ditch her and egg some random persons house because we're brainless idiots!
by dude...somebody knows! November 07, 2003
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Riding the pain train

A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.
-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.
by C-Russ67 April 29, 2010
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Train your dragon

when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".
Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"

Valerie: "whatchu mean?"

Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"

Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!
by The_Real_Beaner August 14, 2015
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I Shit Trains!

The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces.
The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!" And by the power of the Unknown I shat a train that derailed another train and killed dem.
by Anonymous Train Shitter December 18, 2008
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derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
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Sweet Heart In Training

One, usually a young girl, who is kind and cute but has a mean side and evil streak. Thus, when somebody so potentially cute acts maliciously, they are excused as being a little "sweet heart in training" or a little "S.H.I.T."
Please forgive my Sweet Heart In Training for drowning your cat. We are working on her manners, the little S.H.I.T.
by SeanDogg21 April 18, 2011
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angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.
"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"
by Jimblo February 16, 2008
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