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unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
mugGet the unicorn moon ridemug.

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.
Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!
by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022
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Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
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Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.
by Durtybreh October 9, 2017
mugGet the Moon piemug.

moon boi

Someone who can't go more than 4 seconds without shouting "dogEcOin tO tHe mo0n"
you : Hi my name is sarah, nice to meet you
moon boi: bro u need to buy shiba german shepherd terrier coin, its about to go to the moon
you: fuck off, moon boi
by moonboi42069 September 25, 2021
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Moon Phaces

When you look different in your pictures. Changes like moon phases and you have no idea what you actually look like.
Cancers have moon phaces.
by Moon b August 24, 2020
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Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016
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