Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
by Semen licker June 12, 2021
Get the Michael McDonaldmug. The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
Get the Michael Jordanmug. An extremely underrated hype house member. He is sweet and will always make you smile. He deserves everything. Also very hot 🥵
“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”
“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”
“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”
by @Sanzone.and.hype January 30, 2021
Get the Michael Sanzonemug. Michael Cascio is a boy who is questionably gay and has been known to leave groupchats with the boys. He is a simp for lexi and has skipped many bases. But we still are friends with him because we feel bad.
by To59tar May 7, 2020
Get the Michael Casciomug. This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019
Get the Michael Vegamug. Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
Get the Jon-Michaelmug. Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.
by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Laramug.