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Singapore Math

A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.
Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.
by Numerati October 24, 2025
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Mhs 10y4 maths

This maths class is not just any maths class it’s a joke!all we ever do is sit there waiting for sir to give us a bloody 10hr speech oh how he thinks Tyler should shut up and then there’s some girl at the front Charlotte all she ever says is “gonners n that” and she’s such a chav but let’s admit she’s sick at singing and then there’s nikola who was near Charlotte but got moved and she doesn’t stop flirting with some lad and doesn’t stop terroring Charlotte about some lad called Lewis or sommet, and then we never get anything done honestly it’s a joke,and then the bell goes and Rebecca Mitchell skrtttsss off the the line to eat all the food and then Charlotte always terrors all the yr7s also still saying “gonners and that” and then nikola just wees herself everyday Cos of Charlotte but let’s admit she’s the funniest person u will ever meet!!!!! - someone that sits in the middle of the class hehehehe
by Suckmybigdick04 February 17, 2020
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Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.
Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.
by GrayController November 10, 2019
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Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish
by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017
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Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"
by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023
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Math

Something filled with numbers that make you want to kill urself and when you get to higher levels they throw the whole alphabet In there too
Fuck I have to go to math again
by Kill-my-self April 19, 2019
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i hate MATH so much
by anonymous April 1, 2021
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