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I'm gonna need Taco Bell 

That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.

Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.

The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.

...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
Related Words

grass taco 

a hairy vagina more commonly referred to as a unmowed lawn
jess reardon has a grass taco !!
grass taco by macavoldo March 5, 2009

swamp taco 

Swamp Taco is a sweaty vagina encased by tight yoga pants or spandex. The smell is that of a rotten taco.
When the summer heat came, the Lulu Lemon store was full of swamp tacos.
swamp taco by Jeremydigital November 9, 2014

Shiny Taco 

A shiny taco is a type top coat for nail polish referred to by a woman so high off of holo she can't pronounce words correctly

Simplynailogical anyone?
Then add a shiny taco and bam your HOLLLLOOOOO nails are done
Shiny Taco by Fanfrack April 18, 2018

tiny taco man 

Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon
Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.
tiny taco man by j76815 March 27, 2019

Pup'n'Taco

Contrary to the other listing in here, it was sold to Taco Bell in 1984. The "taco dog" was actually called a "Taco on a bun". The last remaining location was in Pasadena and the name was changed to Pop'n'Taco. I know because I worked at the Alhambra,CA store for 5 yrs. and our district supervisor Mike VanSickle bought the store in Pasadena.
Pup'n'Taco by waveslider January 27, 2010