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smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck
eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck
by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017
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smash broth

When the sexual fluids (E.g. ejaculate, sweat, saliva) intermingle after a hardcore pounding.
Sorry, I seem to have corrupted your bedsheets with our smash broth
by Mute Harlequin April 22, 2017
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Ben Smash

When an absolute Danny heed of a mate goes full World Trade Centre in your gaff or the pub and completely wrecks everybody's drinks, smashed the windows, head butts the puggy and still thinks it's cool to go to the bar for another drink.
Franky, code red bro! Ben Smash situation happening at the Commercial in West Calder!!
by Gmbryce1987 August 25, 2018
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Bone smashing

Bone smashing is the act of breaking your jaw bone to make the bone more defined to “mog the competition
“Sorry shawty I can’t tonight I’ll be too busy bone smashing till 5 AM”
by Cruz_taco March 5, 2024
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smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.
"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."
by h2ocelot July 6, 2024
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ark smash

today was so bad it was like ark smash
by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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