Ben Smash

When an absolute Danny heed of a mate goes full World Trade Centre in your gaff or the pub and completely wrecks everybody's drinks, smashed the windows, head butts the puggy and still thinks it's cool to go to the bar for another drink.
Franky, code red bro! Ben Smash situation happening at the Commercial in West Calder!!
by Gmbryce1987 August 25, 2018
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Dougal

A shite bar man, an alchy bastard, a man of short stature and low social status with a pot belly
Dougal! ; Mate look at the state of that absolute Dougal! ; here Rab, you're an absolute Dougal of a wanger; away and pump your Dougal Angela!
by Gmbryce1987 August 05, 2018
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Nisbit

A metaphorically inbred person, borish in nature with no sense of etiquette or sofisticated input towards conversation
Dougie!? You bloody nisbit! ; Dougie's a bit of a nisbit on the drink isn't he? ; Dougie smells like a nisbit ; Jesus Christ Dougie, stop being a nisbit and pour our bloody drinks! ; Dougie!?? Where's our drinks you bloody nisbit
by Gmbryce1987 August 05, 2018
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