Sleep

A mythical state of mind

Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?

Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist

The Universe:*face palm*

by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017

Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

Sleep

Never heard of it.

I recommend you getting some sleep

by Jagohno March 21, 2021

Sleep

Noo sleep is for strong people

SP: I only slept for 2 hours. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
SR: Noo sleep is for strong people

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020