ciderhouse rules

When finances allow for one of two options for beverage drinking lifestyle choices. Usually determined by the college student to remind time of day. Qualities include knowing the difference between costly true refreshment and discount vacation in a quality glass bottle. Other factors include location such as quickie mart versus classy grocery store with thirst quenching desire being the driving force. Types of people forced to confront this often don't really have the right to choose.

1.) The salty dog bum begging for change outside the quickie mart knows ciderhouse rules make a 64 oz Mickey's Malt Liquor is his best choice.
2.) The yes man father lost in the grocery store hopes the similac is in the isle next to where the Woodchuck six packs are and believe the store manager should make sure of it.

by djsee4 October 13, 2010

golden rule

This describes the lack of homosexuality when two guys are having sex that includes a female.

It's okay when it's in a three way. It's the golden rule.

by Diggity Dog October 23, 2011

Ja Rule

Jah Rule
Noun; The human form of a Doberman Pinscher who suffers from Down's Syndrome and has a penis the size of a two-year old boy's.

"Those poor parents. I can't believe their first-born child grew up to be such a Ja Rule"
Shamika: "Eww..look at that ugly dog!"
Tarissa: "Yo Girl! That ain't no dog! That be a mutha-fuckin' Ja Rule!

by Lil' Devil August 21, 2003

Ja Rule

50 Cent's arch enemy; a creative & talented nigga; won the beef cus he got dre; had beef wit Ja bcuz Ja wont let 50 suck his dick; despite all the backstabbing and all that shit, he can still kick 5-0's ass, what?

Ja Rule will kick 50's charcoal, dick-hungry, balls deep, talentless, sour, cock-fucked, chicken, dumb, baby, bitch ass!

by k-oz October 11, 2005

Aussie Rules

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.

by Rohan January 25, 2004

JA RULE

A rapper who is often confused with pop.

I got in a fight with my girlfriend over Ja Rule, then her attatude got all shitty after that. Damn you Ja Rule!

by Nick July 16, 2003

Aussie Rules

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.

by The Slater November 4, 2003