purple monkey dishwasher 

A quick inconspicuous phrase to alert your friends of the pressence of a suspicious looking/acting character.
in other words - 'lets get out of here'

Out shopping with friends you notice a stranger eyeing off your handbags but your friends are too distracted to notice....
friend - "do you think this dress will look good with my red heels?"
you - "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!"

purple monkey dishwasher by R'ee July 22, 2006

purple bunny

a bunny that is purple

"im so high right no i see purple bunny's "

purple bunny by kotanko October 17, 2008

Purple Haze 

A strain of cannabas that isn't actually purple in fact actually lime green. Purple Haze has to be one of the top 3 best strains of marijuana.The taste is fruity and the odor isn't a marijuana smell it's actually perfumish. Only people with money can afford purple haze.

"Purple Haze have you higher than the clouds no lie!"

Purple Haze by Pack Pablo May 7, 2009

Purple Trombone 

Love trumpet

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

Purple Trombone by Neil H May 27, 2004

purple eyeball 

when a hernea shows through a mans shirt

dude did you see his purple eyeball

purple eyeball by lilpete May 16, 2007

purple popsicle 

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

purple popsicle by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

purple haze 

Haze Laced w/Purple TOp Crack Juice

A Drug Dealer is cooking purple top crack. He finishess. He dumps the crack roks in a bag. Then whats left in the pan is crack juice; The Left overs of oils, chemicals, liquid cokane and left over bakeing soda. Then THe Drug Dealer has a sack of haze. He pours the crack juice in to the sack of haze. Puts it out for it 2 dry then sells it as Purple Haze. Thats what some of us bangers in NYC do to keep you commen back. The Pothead never knows its laces with crack juice because its dried up and soaked with the weed.

purple haze by Hydrosik April 11, 2006