purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017

Purple Alien Head

A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.

Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.

by DapperSwindler October 25, 2008

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

Purple Hippo Gang

The toughest of the bunch. Only real ganstas are part of the Purple Hippo Gang (AKA PHG). If you see someone throw up the PHG gang sign, you better walk the other way. If you cross the Purple Hippo Gang, invest in a headstone because you will need one soon.

Oh shit yo he's part of the Purple Hippo Gang don't fuck with him!

by PurpleHippoGang January 23, 2019

Purple Gay Gremlin

Kokichi of course! That little Gay gremlin is very evil. The only way to make him like you is to have grape Panta with you at all times. He also asks very very very important questions such as, "Do robots have Dicks?" If he asks you this, Call K1-B0 Over to help. He might call this "Robophobic" But make him answer the question. NEVER let him around Maki. Maki will try killing him again and we don't want that. His least favorite food is a pankake. Because you know, he is one.

I don't feel like doing examples right now so just watch out for purple gay gremlin bois :D

by The ultimate ✨Simp✨ January 9, 2022

All the links are purple

When you've tried everything but haven't found a solution.

I'm telling you Joe, it's not possible. I keep searching but all the links are purple.

by Errangutan April 21, 2020