Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

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mama bomba

When your mom takes a huge shit and then complains it's your dad who made the smell.

Did you smell what mom did today? She did a mama bomba!

by SammySamster February 06, 2018

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mama tried

When your mom tried to raise you like a lady and dress you cute and do your hair but you cuss like a sailor, beat up the boys, can spit loogies, And out ride them all in the trails. Daddy was a road construction worker and mama ran the local beauty shop; mama tried-but that girl got her vocabulary from the grease monkeys in the garage.

She was one of the prettiest girls in town but that mouth on her came from her daddy; mama tried.

by Feralbarbie June 06, 2024

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