Skip to main content

A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.
by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024
mugGet the A jizzmug.

Jizz Krakubik

A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!

Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
mugGet the Jizz Krakubikmug.

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022
mugGet the jizz plankmug.

Jizz

Something I wouldn’t swim in.
Person 1: Hey look at that jizz!
Person 2: I wouldn’t swim in that.
by Professional Jizz Inspector February 11, 2022
mugGet the Jizzmug.

jizz piston

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.
by m_step March 15, 2021
mugGet the jizz pistonmug.

Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
mugGet the Jizz With The Wizzmug.

Jizz

Jizz on my eyes while I’m walking to class
by A retarded Wisconsinite February 18, 2023
mugGet the Jizzmug.

Share this definition