Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.

Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night

by Duecas April 25, 2023

Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.

Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.

by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter

She went on an over-the-counter date

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.

"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."

by TmDcM December 15, 2022

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

Date

When you go on an adventure with this cute girl named Julia only In search of chapstick and definitely not a romantic relationship at all

So after our date I took the fattest nap of my life and then went to study chem with some friends

by DefinitelyNotDedrin! December 18, 2022