penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis
damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!
by Jenna J January 09, 2006
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Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.
Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.
I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.
by RV2PHX June 16, 2008
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penis toe

when a man's underwear is so high that his balls fall out of them.
by sixtynine December 28, 2006
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Penis Connoisseur

A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.
Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10
by Matt VB May 18, 2007
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Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.
Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!
by Oz January 29, 2005
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