IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
by Joneslitfs February 18, 2024
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sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life
Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.
by squigglyb November 24, 2021
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Mike Moon

mike moon is a super talented artist who sings under many different genres, most commonly known as "aesthetic rap" but mike creates his own genre that nobody else can ever replicate. mike is super interactive with his fans, going live on instagram , and always saying super kind things to his fans <3
Poser: "Yo bro!! have u ever heard of Shady Moon?"
Real 1: "Bro, don't u mean Mike Moon💀"
by dream_vo1d January 14, 2024
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MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 11, 2021
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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016
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Mike Snyder

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive
by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 09, 2022
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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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