May 12

Let me face plant into your tittys

Me-Hey can I stick my face in your boobs
You- tf no
Me-but it’s may 12th
You-oh ya

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

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May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 13, 2019

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May 7

RED'S BIRTHDAYYY

you may not know who red is but
wish him a happy birthday
he deserves it

Person 1: Hey Its May 7
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: Its Red's birthday
Person 2: OH! really? I forgot,

by Pink,, May 7, 2020

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May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

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May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

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May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

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