Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

magic the gathering

A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.

Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.

by nds April 18, 2006

magic powers

Loooo-vin'... is what I got...

C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.

by Barry White June 12, 2004

Magic Pants

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

by Julio Rodriguez The Third February 2, 2009

magic wand

wanna c. mine is a genius.

by afdq September 16, 2003

gangster magic

something someone does that amazes others.

"whoa, you read my mind."
"no, i was just working my gangster magic."

by batwoman November 2, 2007

tits magee

a fat mess who loves halo and pokemon, a kid who fights with chimp munks and has rocky mountain tities, a small piggie nose and a hang over but not from drinking alcohol.

him: yo you fuckin tits magee!
the other guy: i havent played pokemon for 3 whole days!

by aape man November 22, 2007