Do not kick Leo or Charles

I am begging you, Do not kick Leo or Charles
by Ça October 09, 2020
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 14, 2014
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National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad
by LALALalasaikbish April 05, 2019
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kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole
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National Kick Sam Day

If someones name is Sam, you get to kick them.
Person one: Hey, its national kick Sam day!
Sam: Oh god...
by urdailygay November 03, 2019
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