jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

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Jacob Godden

to be extremally over weight and not admit it and chat the most shit any human could possibly chat

Oh you are such a jacob godden

by fatboyjacob April 2, 2022

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Jacob clarke

Jacob Clarke has swaz

Jacob clarke : I have swaz

by Pippalittlewood October 18, 2020

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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

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Jacob

He has the biggest dick ever he so hot

Person1 Jacob is so hot
Person 2 I know he has a big dick

by BigdickRaymond November 24, 2021

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Jacob Moran

A very beautiful white man who plays billy from the black phone. Jacob goes to mount vernon school and has a brother named Andy. Andy is not as hot as Jacob.

Its Jacob Moran from the black phone.

by HeWhoBeBlack August 26, 2022

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