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Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010
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land text

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.
by journalismo May 5, 2018
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texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019
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Texting aim

the thing that corrects your messageAutocorrect
I accidentally clicked the texting aim thing
by Adniw September 24, 2022
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Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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Poverty texts

Green texts from android phones on your iPhone.
I would never date someone who poverty texts me!
by Stephen in Ohio December 31, 2019
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