Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

Slay pig

A girl who will have sex with anyone.

I'm going to the bar to find a slay pig to bang out.

by Chesterfield October 17, 2013

Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Nick The Pig

The baddest mother fucker in Vancouver BC if not the world. This mother fucker will sell a guitar to anyone and everyone. No shit Nick The Pig is the fucking man!

Yo that dude is fucking bad ass.

He is but he aint no Nick The Pig!

NIck The Pig has a giant fucking cock!

by The Wolf of Alma st August 2, 2018

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

Pig at heart

Someone who has been fat their entire life but for some "reason" (plastic surgery, gastric,.. etc) is now thin and act like they are the shit!

Erica: Have u seen Lulu? she was at the bar last night acting like she was the shit! how did she lose so much weight?

Laura: Ugg Who cares she will always be a PIG AT HEART!

by Moskathebitch January 25, 2011

Pig Fucker

A business owner who doesn't care about the acts that perform in their club or establishment. If an audience would pay for it, the owner would just as soon put two pigs fucking on the stage.

Joe is such a pig fucker. He let some stupid hack do 30 minutes of fart jokes.

by randomdude321 September 25, 2010