marsha gay hard-on

When you see a chick but it turns out it is really a guy...but before you knew it was a guy you got an erection.

"Dude why are you torqued? " "Man I thought you were your sister." "Haha, I gave you a Marsha gay Hard-on.

by Blackavar666 June 29, 2016

Hard Times Surenos

Hard T1m3S SURENOS stand for a gang of surenos in west Georgia originated around 1999 still bangN' IN MAB13T0X, Forest PArK3, Lithonia, CoBB

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by 3s3 Cr33PER November 24, 2010

Hard 2 blv

Difficult to comprehend

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

hard-man cut

A short haircut with a little bit more longer fringe which is put up with styling gel.
This look is sported by a man in order to show everyone that he is a hard man.
Unfortunately it makes him look gay.

J: New haircut?
P: Yeah, I got a lot of big meetings coming up. I wanted the hard-man look.
S: Isn't it a bit erm...
P: What?
J: Gay.
P: This is not a gay cut. This is a hard-man cut.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Inferno'

by pogopuschel July 11, 2010

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010