A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. 
Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".
The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.
by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025
Get the Buchanan County Fun Dipmug. When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
Get the Fun Cuckmug. Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.
Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2024
Get the Funmug. 
